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Friday, April 19, 2002


Fairy Drinks

What Slate did to out Lobster Thermidor, McBourbon does for adult beverages.

Choice tidbit:

If it glows….it blows. Stick to one flavor from one bottle and you can’t go wrong. I prefer shots of Tequila (go figure, based on my name, right?). But it’s up to you to find out what makes you feel a little more like a man and a little less like tossing on a dress and heels and telling a guy named Joe you can’t wait to pound his hairy ass when you two get back to your place.

Its amazing how everything is sexualized. Food, drinks, colors, even language.... Think pink/blue and hard/soft. Bizarre how we limit other's choices based on a chromosome.

McBourbon will never know the public pleasure of a Mai Tai. He'll have to stay home in his closet to drink one.