Tuesday, April 16, 2002

Free Condoms on the Web

Seriously.

This site, freecondoms.com, will send you rubbers by mail in exchange for condom points.

You accumulate points by allowing various sponsor companies to subject you to their sales pitches on line.

I am gunning for the 2,500 condom point bulk order of 500 assorted. Just to be able to say I did.

There is also a joke section.

Sample:

Hot Date

A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.

The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants.

"Well," he said, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight's "the" night. We're having dinner with her parents, and then we're going out. And I've got a feeling I'm gonna get lucky after that.

Once she's had me, she'll want me all the time, so you'd better give me the 12 pack."

The young man makes his purchase and leaves.

Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents.

He asks if he might give the blessing, and they agree. He begins the prayer, but continues praying for several minutes.

The girl leans over and says, "You never told me that you were such a religious person."

He leans over to her and says, "You never told me that your father is a pharmacist."

posted by Bohica at 2:45 PM