Monday, April 22, 2002

Freecondoms.com Update

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The goal of the ultimate bulk condom box is a mere 1,000 condom points away.

To get there, I have subjected myself to a free month of netflix membership, trial subscriptions to People magazine and Video Professor which I intend to cancel as soon as they send me the bills, and a rolling junk e-mail infestation -- which I'll terminate with extreme prejudice as soon as I have my prize in hand.

Sadly, I also have two ten dollar wagers on World Cup games at an online casino.

Yes, I know I don't gamble. Bad for the karma and such.

But, it was worth 700 condom points. Hard to say no to 700 points.

'Sides, I picked Brazil and Argentina.

Netflix may even stay around after the free trial. All the DVDs I can watch for $20 smacks a month with them footing the postage both ways is not a bad deal.

Beats Blockbuster all to hell.

But -- I must say -- all you friends of mine who have received invitations to join freecondoms.com in your e-mail...

What are you waiting for!?!?!

*Dammit*

You know who you are.

Each of you is worth a 10 condom point bounty.

Think of the goal.

Keep your eye on the prize.

I am.

PS -- If you are a friend I have not invited to join and are willing to help this worthy cause, let me know and I will set it up so those 10 condom points credit at the Bohica account.

posted by Bohica at 1:26 PM