Tuesday, April 09, 2002

Texas Women

Three men sitting in a bar.....

One was from Arkansas, one from Louisiana and one from Texas. After some conversation and getting acquainted with each other, they began to each complain about something that their wives did that they didn't like and what they had done to bring those women back in line.

The guy from AR began by saying, 'I told my wife in no uncertain terms that from now on she would have to cook better. Well.......I saw no improvement on the first or second days, but on the third day when I came home there was a wonderful dinner made, the table was set beautifully and she served us wine and dessert.'

The guy from LA began by saying, 'I told my wife that she would have to start doing better with the shopping and cleaning. Well.........I saw nothing on the first or second day, but on the third day I came home from work and the shelves were all stocked and the house was cleaned.'

The man from TX said, 'I told my wife that she had to improve with all three -- the cooking, cleaning and the shopping. Well....I saw nothing on the first day, nothing on the second day, but by the third day--------I could see a little bit out of my left eye.'

Moral: Don't mess with Texas or its Women

posted by Bohica at 11:03 PM