Monday, April 22, 2002

Twelve Priests

Twelve priests were about to be ordained.

The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden while a beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced before them.

Each priest had a small bell attached to his penis and they were told that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would not be ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity.

The beautiful model danced before the first candidate, with no reaction. She proceeded down the line with the same response from all the priests until she got to the final priest (Carlos). As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that it flew off and fell clattering to the ground.

Embarrassed, Carlos took a few steps forward, and bent over to pick it up.

Then, all the other bells started to ring..........

*snicker*

An oldie, but good one.

And oh so topical now....

Further proof that "everyone" has always known about priests.

Which is what makes the Pope's professed "ignorance" of any problem so laughable.

In the news today is this rotten accusation:

As Cardinal Edward Egan headed to the Vatican for a summit on sexual abuse, his stand-in at St. Patrick's Cathedral gave a homily blaming the scandal on homosexuality and an "immoral country."

Click here for the report.

Also of interest is this bit from the NY Times detailing the power structure and personalities of the men who run the Vatican.

posted by Bohica at 9:49 AM