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Saturday, May 11, 2002


The Osbournes... Shrinked

ABC paid a bevy of head docs to watch episodes of MTV's The Osbournes and analyze Ozzy and Sharon's parenting skills.

Sharon was informed of the results and hilarity or something like it ensued...

Recognize that as our culture measures success, the lifetime achievements of Ozzy and Sharon place them at the very top of the societal food chain.

So its massive chutzpah for these silly psychs to criticize their betters.

Sharon's reaction to one's comment about the family's tendency to yell and scream is classic:

"They can suck my freshly lipo-ed ass, because no, we're not perfect and all of this. If they want to grow up to be yellers and screamers, so what?"

If you click over to read the article, the "ass" is edited out -- ah... the vagaries of modern censorship and the media.

The docs do have some praise for the family -- and that is probably the most interesting part.

Related Past Bohicas:

A Veritable Blizzard of Oz

The Poop on the Alamo Piss

Bat-Biting, Cat-Killing, Alamo-Desecrating Ozzy

And no -- I have yet to watch the show.