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Saturday, August 02, 2003

Gotta Love Google

If you search Google for baptist, the second site that comes up is just too funny.

Don't click over unless you have lots of time to waste.

Of particular note is the article "Exposing the truth about tampons" and explaining how "Toxic Shock Syndrome is God's way of punishing unsaved harlots who choose Satan’s cotton fingers over a Godly pad."

I also enjoyed the update on the Spring Bible crawl: "The first thing we do," Landover Pastor, Deacon Fred explains, "is put a Bible on the floor. If the baby crawls away from the Bible, it immediately becomes a candidate for sterilization." Check out the Bible reference used to jusify putting the possesed babies in pens with full grown swine...

Click here for the main page of Landover Baptist.

And here for the truth about unholy tampons.

And here for the Spring Bible Crawl.

While there, think about buying the "My Catholic Priest molested your honor roll student" bumper sticker or the "What would Jesus do?" thong to support their righteous cause.